Thursday, July 17, 2008

An open letter...

Dearest Helen Mirren,

Can I call you dearest? If I'm not worthy to do so, please accept my humblest apologies. This letter is an open request to have your inifinite wisdom bestowed unto me. Though I may not be as righteously awesome as you, I implore you: please, please, tell me how you were able to maintain your incredible hotness.


All my devotion,


Allison P. B., esq.




1 comment:

Butch Boo said...

Call me anytime dear!!

I bupmed into Butch Boo by the way whilst walking under a subway in Waterloo a few years ago. Butch Boo was working with the street homeless at the time and I told her what a good job she was doing and if there was anyway I could get involved.

Yours

Helen

X